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Posted by Jon on November 05, 1999 at 08:36:38:

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major US research university. The element,tentatively named Administratium, has no Protons or Electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one Neutron, 25 Assistant Neutrons, 75 Vice Neutrons and 111 Assistant Vice Neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of Meson-like particles called Morons. It is also surrounded by vast quantities of Lepton-like particles called Peons.

Since it has no Electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it CAN be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with.

According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes a chemical reaction to take anywhere from ten business days to twelve months to complete when it would normally have occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the Assistant Neutrons, Vice Neutrons and Assistant Vice Neutrons exchange places. More amazingly, an Administratium sample's mass actually increases over time, since with each reorganization some of the Morons inevitably become Neutrons, forming new isotopes.

This characteristic of Moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that perhaps Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever Morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

(Thanks, Phil)


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